2 interesting things today. One regarding birth control, the other, sex. Mmm, really gets you turned on, doesn't it? Lol. JK.

Here's the first, another cartoon. =)

Lol. Not really funny, this one. But the next is sure to intruige you. *grin*

Well, I'm sure most of us know of the term oral sex. Heh. Before I continue, I'd like to acknowledge my source. All information was obtained from Wikipedia and the National Geographic Channel.

Well, the actual term to use is Fellatio. Fellatio describes the oral stimulation of the penis. A common technique of fellatio is to take the penis in the mouth while rhythmically caressing the rest of the penis with the hands; the testes and the shaft of the penis can also be licked with the tongue. Suction is often used to increase the pressure and friction exerted on the penis.

Depending on the preference of the participants, this stimulation may produce an orgasm and ejaculation of semen. If the semen is accepted into the mouth it may or may not be swallowed (hence the slang, spit or swallow). Sexual arousal of the penis will often produce a small quantity of pre-ejaculatory fluid from the urethra at the tip of the penis prior to ejaculation. This fluid is produced by the Cowper's glands and is not semen, although it may contain traces of sperm.

While the use of the mouth to stimulate the penis, especially the glans, is a central feature of fellatio, often the partner simultaneously stimulates the shaft of the penis with his/her hand to provide the man with the feeling of the penis being enclosed. Some authorities (such as Franklin, The Ultimate Kiss, p. 62) recommend this as the preferred and most satisfying method of providing oral sex to a man. Another very efficient technique is to have the penis's head go in and out of the mouth very quickly (without going down to the shaft). This gives the receiver extreme stimulation and can lead to ejaculation in less than a minute.

The common slang term blow-job is a misnomer, as blowing is not normally part of fellatio. In fact, blowing air into a partner's penis is an unhealthy practice. It is most commonly thought to be a facetious use of "blow" as the opposite of "suck". It has been suggested to be a corruption of "below-job", allegedly an old Victorian slang term that was commonly used to describe the act.

Now, oral sex doesn't necessarily relate only to the penis. There is still Cunnilingus. *grin* Cunnilingus is the act of using the mouth and tongue to stimulate the female genitals, especially the clitoris. The term comes from an alternative Latin word for the vulva (cunnus) and from the Latin word for tongue (lingua). 70% of women have reported never or seldom achieving orgasm during intercourse, and cunnilingus may be a way for women to achieve orgasm with a partner.

As in all human sexual behaviour, the variety of techniques in cunnilingus and individual responses to them are almost endless. As always, communication, experimentation and practice are the best way to learn how to please a particular partner.

The clitoris is the most sensitive part for almost all women, but may be too sensitive to stimulate directly at times, especially in early stages of arousal, and it is often best to begin with more gentle and less focused stimulation of the labia and the whole genital area. Ron Jeremy has advised in several films that a clockwise, counterclockwise, all over the place approach is more important than focusing solely on the clitoris. Others have found that tracing the alphabet, in the lack of a better idea, seems to work quite well.

Tongue tip, blade or underside can be used, as can the nose, chin, lips and teeth (with caution). Movements can be slow or fast, regular or erratic, firm or soft as the moment requires.

The tongue can be inserted into the vagina, either stiffened or moving. Humming to cause vibration while performing cunnilingus is often considered to be especially arousing, with certain pitches, rhythms or tunes thought to be particularly effective by different people.

Cunnilingus is easily accompanied by the insertion of finger(s) or a sex toy into the vagina, which allows for the simultaneous stimulation of the g-spot, or into the anus, either of which many women find produce very intense sensations. Many other activities can accompany cunnilingus to enhance overall pleasure, of course, limited only by preference, physics, anatomy and multitasking ability.

A popular slang term for cunnilingus is "giving lip" or "lip service." Other terms include "eating pussy," "Dining at the Y" or "enjoying a fish supper".

Wait, there's still more! Anilingus, or anal-oral contact, also referred to as anilingus and colloquially known as rimjob, tossing the salad, pepe'ing, or 69, is a sexual activity involving contact between the anus or perianal areas of one person and the mouth of another. It was referred to also as the black kiss. Anilingus (from "anus" and "lingua," commonly misspelled as "analingus," compare to cunnilingus from "cunnus [vulva]" and "lingua") is thus simultaneously anal sex and oral sex. It should be contrasted with anal sex followed by fellatio, which is often referred to as ass to mouth, A2M, ATM or A2OGM, which is in effect anal-oral contact at one remove.

In short, Fellatio = Oral Sex or Stimulation for Guys, Cunnilingus = Oral/Finger Sex for Gals, and Anilingus = Kissing of the private areas.

I don't really understand Anilingus. But I think it is some sort of kiss to the private areas or something along those lines. The most interesting fact is that all these variations of sex come from the same species of animal. Yes, ANIMAL. Of course, the only animals capable of these are our closely related cousins, the monkeys! Chimpanzees to be more specific. I do not believe in evolution. But that's the only way I can think of to present the monkeys. Lol.

After reading all these, please do not get the misconception that I'm sick in the mind or perverse. Just wanted to share these wonderful information with you guys after watching the National Geographic Channel. Well, you can always use these terms in your GP essays when the need arises. =x

Er, before I sign off, please do not try this at home. Or at least, not until you are wedded to your chosen partner. I do not condone pre-marital sex and so, please please please refrain from getting the urge to try some stunts after this. Thank you for your cooperation. =D