Hey hey! Haven't blogged in a long time. I chanced upon this really interesting clip. It's about an indian comedian speaking on the word 'Fuck'. I know he's indian coz of his accent. Indian accents are really easy to identify. Lol. Anyway, i've typed it out. Here it is. Haha, enjoy. =)

The Word 'Fuck'

The word 'fuck' is one of a kind.

It files into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb. Both transitive - John fucked Mary, and intransitive - Mary was fucked by John. And as as noun - Mary, the fine fuck. It can be used as an adjective - Mary's fucking beautiful.

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.
Besides the sexful meaning, there are also the following uses:

Frudge - I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance - Fuck if I know.
Trouble - I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression - Fuck you.
Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty - I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence - He's a fucked arse.
Suspicion - What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment - I had a fucking time.
A Request - Get the fuck out of here.
Hostility - I'm going to knock your fucking head off.
Greeting - How the fuck are you?
Apathy - Who gives a fuck?
Innovation - Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise - Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety - Today is really fucked.

And it is very healthy too!

I never knew 'fuck' was so interesting. Ah well.

Before signing off, on the request of my dear, I love you dear! And on my own accord, *muack*. Our hearts of love will be entwined, forever in eternity. Love you darling!